Quinton Jackson Thumped By Ametuer MMA Fighter

Rampage Gets Teeth Kicked in.

I could take him! Rampage is just a big ol’ brute that likes to dance around in the octagon. So how would I beat him? Well the bigger they are the harder they fall. I can’t pinch, poke eyes, kick’em in the nutts right? So I have to play by the rules.

First things first. Rampage will throw his glove up as will i to confirm the cage fight. Thousands will be cheering for Rampage to kick my arse but this is how I see it…

The second we touch gloves I will jump right on him wrapping my twig-like body over his face. The big guy will want to pull me off but he fails to realize that I have ninja skillz and can alude his force. So there I am riding on rampages face giving him a high dose of my armpit’s Toco Bell “B-O”

Naturally he will pile drive me to the floor only to have his face smashed as I pounce to the floor with my cat like reflex… “How does the floor taste? Rampage?” I ask. Knowing this will just piss him off more it’s time for me to run circles around him. God only knows that at this point I am screwed!!!

So now what? I have Rampage Pissed of in the Cage and I’m juse a wee little pip-squeek! Move left, Duck right and S-P-L-A-T! My Muey Thai Elbow punch hits him right on the ear. A little blood never hurt any one. Dad always said “he who draws blood is the winner”

So did I win? Nope not yet! But I thought I did. I begin to celebrate my victory in the UFC but Rampage as dirty as he is takes advantage of my back side, just like he’s learning about in jail right now. Funny thing is I’m still just a boney little fart and as Rampage takes me down I some how manage to turn to face him as we fall. Crunch, Pop and Tear! Well I did it. Rampage just so happens to give my boney knee a kiss and now I have bashed his teeth in. Not with a Kick, Jab, KO or Ground and Pound but by sheer luck and Now I can celebrate.